The comments on the Bend Over Boyfriend videos must be amazing.

Both require a bed and this queen is not always near one when she needs to sit down.....

Queening is my preferred term. I’m pretty squeamish about slang and colloquialisms usually, but this one is just fine for me.

I mean, either you’re facing the wall and trying not to make too much noise directly next to it/smush your face against it, or you’re facing nothing and relying on your core strength (of which I have none) to support you.

I picked Neighbourhood Watch (including that guy who blocked that poor woman from entering her own gated community when he didn’t even live there) because at least the victims of Pool Patrol can go home and are ostensibly safe there.

ICE is multiple people, though, whereas Pence condenses so much evil into one mayo-toned body.

I mean, it’s good and all, but as a lazy person, you really can’t beat being pleasured while you recline and relax.

Modest Mouse the only element I would keep. Float On is still a damn good song.

I’ve been praying and trawling the web for a super cut of the movie that is just the Adam Driver bits because he’s all I’d be watching for.

As an Australian, I can tell you that’s really very true. You can walk up to a police car here at night and knock on the window, but evidently you can’t there. Sad as the incident was, I have some understanding for the rookie cop new to the beat getting startled in his car at night and acting on his nerves.

I remember a YA book by an Australia author (Margaret Clark) with a similar premise: protagonist ends up in freak accident, loses weight in a coma or some shit and becomes a model; only to be exploited and sexually preyed upon.

I don’t know why she would seek Lena Dunham’s endorsement.

The Billfold, a site that I co-edited for a year, has been having these same conversations since 2012, but reflecting a greater breadth of experience in its coverage.

I read somewhere that supposedly square toed shoes are coming back into fashion because of the 90s or some shit and I hope to God I never have to see something like this in the wild again.

Now, class, who can tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

The Pet Shop Boys had that wonderful ability to hook up with the greats like Liza and Dusty Springfield. My fave song of theirs remains ‘What Have I Done To Deserve This?’.

See, I actually loathed this - EVEN THE VIDEOS - and feel like there has never been an acceptable ABBA cover.

Most of my understanding of the milk and water debate comes from Nancy Mitford’s Noblesse Oblige and the sheer horror anyone of my acquaintance has for the milk going in first.

Because it’s actually poor manners to drink with your pinkies out, though somehow the plebes have gotten the idea that it’s what posh people do.

Is this another Root-baiting hot take?