Woman Laughing Alone With Noodle (Salad?) Makes Cookbook, Now Available for Pre-Order.

I know that pharmacists probably don’t take the Hippocratic Oath, but I daresay they have a code of conduct that would forbid harassing a woman for losing a pregnancy she wanted in front of her children. The trauma that has been visited on that whole family by that asshole is unbelievable, but it’s great that America…

A mean hag here to chime in and say that she’d be forgiven for inserting herself into the conversation if she were old but relevant, but she is not relevant and hasn’t been since the 90s. I’m not a fan of Beyonce or Jay, but I at least respect that they are meaningful to a a huge number of young people today.

When I was 8 (in 1996), I wrote to the ABBA fanclub about wanting to marry Benny when I was grown up and got a formulaic reply along the lines of “It’s great that young people still love ABBA”. My childhood creep factor amuses my friends to this day, but I am glad that there were never any Gary Glitter-type…

Agreed! The piano, the lights, the dancing teens and tweens!

I mean, the video for ‘Gimme’ has no choreography or costumes, but the way Agnetha wears her headphones is #iconic. I always used to try and replicate it as a kid.

I feel like this may have been a deliberate jab at The Root.

I’d never heard of the Zola story before, but it is GOLD

One day is not enough

You’d have to do it on a wypipo holiday so they don’t come lurking and begging for an invitation.

I’d be either a criminologist or a forensic linguist. I’ve seen every single episode of Forensic Files more than once and know that undoubtedly any trilobal red fibre I ever find is probably from car carpet, so I’d be a shoe-in.

OMG, this is one of my favourite movies for all of the reasons everyone else mentioned: the clothes, the cast, the music, the story. It also seemed like a slightly subversive plot; you have two admittedly vapid kids who are still capable of influencing world events and causing major change by being themselves and…

Phone counselling services exist there, right? If she’s unwell enough to think that strangers not complying with her demands to talk to her were an injustice severe enough to call the police for, I hope to God that someone reminded her that there are appropriate experts available to talk virtually at any time.

Now, JD is trash, but I am relieved for his children and family that he is spending time with Alice Cooper, who has a history of acting as a sober coach to fellow musicians and has certainly dragged himself to a more stable place.

LOL, did you see The Cut’s round-up of great current scamming stories in the news?

I’m a fuckless cunt.

I feel like this is going to go in a similar fashion (excuse the pun) that Nigella Lawson fraud case and there’ll be some intimation that Yvonne thought Grace wanted her to spend lavishly for her own benefit or something. Re: the selling Grace’s stuff, I always had the impression that criminally low fashion peon wages…

I miss Pissing Contest so bad right now. We should totes make a Pissing Contest Kinja!

Also, I love that Helen of Troy got your sloppy seconds

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