The hair?!? Why! That Mountbatten hairline is like a punishment.

I had the opposite reaction and was impressed that she’d gone full on cougar and had no fucks to give. If any monarchy in Europe was going to allow a cougar marriage, it’d be Monaco.

Although I can’t change what’s in my heart (which contains mostly remnants of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, reverse racism and fantasies of opening a heart-shaped-flower tea shop and lotion boutique in Wakanda)

Excellent review, as always!

Question for Aimee: what product or application technique did you use to become A BOTTICELLI GODDESS for the second shot.

In similarly devastating news, I attempted to reward myself with the KFC Australia Tuesday special of 9 pieces for $9.95 yesterday evening at 6:30pm local time and was told they had RUN OUT OF CHICKEN.

I am more concerned by the eye makeup, which seems to have been applied by someone who hates her.

Just to be different, I’m going to say Jared Kushner. What else does he have to do with his time? Plus, I like to imagine Ivanka coldly dispatching him to blow generals and sloppily make out with consultants in one of the darker DC Trump bars when she needs their agreement to something.

Way harsh, Tai, but I will be LOLing for days.

Have you just officially named the dreaded drunken mid-fuck vom?

Agreed! The Diana’s nose make me suspect a history of street fighting and shoddily nudging broken bones back into place after a beat down from the drunken maid of honour from the roughest hen’s night going and the Queen looks like someone’s lush middle class grandmother (just not Harry’s).

Long live the UK Update! Glad to have you back!

I misread that as “spoiled the beans” and it still made sense.

Bobby is not on a team?!?

At least your mother has the good taste to consort with people polite enough to send her a thank you note!

Meh, I never had any real parental limitations on what I read, so from about 14 onward, I continued to read the classics (Austen, Bronte, Kipling) as well as a mixture of Harlequin Mills and Boons, Avon historical romances, trashy bestsellers from the past (Valley of the Dolls and Peyton Place) as well as the Marquin…

This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet

She couldn’t confirm that Pence reached out to her son, but she was adamant that Adam hadn’t completely shut down the idea of talking with the vice president

Obviously Baba Yaga slash will be the next trend.

The good ones just pay pros like me to do it.