“Don’t patronise me,” is extremely enjoyable to say because it helps you try to seize intellectual/moral authority in an argument and casts some blame on the other party.

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!

Tell me someone who has seen this, that girl in the header image roughly front-and-centerish with the improbable sweat pants, is she dead? Her aesthetic is too reminiscent of the lead in that show iZombie.

Here’s a hard question - would you prefer a motivational business meeting with the SH-E-O to a sober morning rave?

I’ve always wondered if her twin is more tolerable, but then I remember that she does those morning raves and I think she must be equally bad (if not worse).

That’s the sort of rhetoric and logic Prince Phillip can get behind - the lapse in nepotism almost-mistake came about because the admissions officer was ‘foreign’.

At least she sold the hat for charity in the end. And by all accounts (and by that I mean a Tatler spread in like 2011 or 2012), she’s a good sort who refers to the Queen as ‘Super Gran’ and teaches ignorant poors to pronounce her name by saying “Use your knee”.

I have a secret soft spot for Fergie and her freckly bangers. My least favourite royal is actually Edward anyway. I expected a lot more of his documentary work because of his sweet, sweet royal privilege and it was barely above History Channel fodder. I know I’m not alone in thinking that he sold it on the basis of…

I saw Billie’s post this morning (local time) and it broke my heart. I have followed her social media since her Vice days because I find her a really compelling host/presenter and I dig that professional distance she is able to maintain from the emotional content of her work. I hate that Vice not only chewed her up…

Last week I was editing this story about clarified butter, and seeing so many references to ghee made me think of this song, “Gee” from the Korean girl group Girls Generation. Have you heard of this song?

When the pregnancies were announced, I suggested Kaptain and Kommander. I know the K names are played to death, but I feel like a title name would fit in the family with Saint and Reign

Is it so inconceivable that if the social mores and patriarchal values of our father’s and grandfather’s day are repugnant to us, the feminism of our mothers and grandmothers might not work either?

As a “boobologist”, June is surely well-versed in freckly bangers.

I imagine she’s definitely likely the sort to get most of her ‘news’ from Facebook.

The British Army is launching a new touchy-feely recruitment campaign aimed at getting a more diverse range of recruits through its dilapidated doors. The new campaign aims to assuage fears regarding the lifestyle and to preach how amazingly lovely the Armed Forces actually is.

Possibly this ties into the above anecdote about his son getting a gun permit. Maybe by “take control”, he’s referring to some Civil War-type shit.

Also funny:. my sister in law saw it after I posted it and asked me if it was the Bachelor :-)

Thank you for the great service you have done!

I hate to resort to roasting her for shallow aesthetic stuff because that shit is petty, but I see now that the anus mouth expression is hereditary, although the Pez-dispenser neck thing appears to be unique to Ivanka.