Sorry to hear that bby *hugs*

I want to consume as much AD as possible because that man gives me THE THIRST, but I can’t bring myself to watch Girls because Lena.

Apparently cocaine doesn’t contain electrolytes?

Cruz sort of redeemed himself a tiny little bit for me when he made jokes about being The Zodiac Killer.

Oh, believe me, I have done a lot of work to be a much better bitch nowadays!

OMG, I can’t even imagine the logistics of filming this

THE BEST gif

My one real regret from my ‘best’ relationship was airing personal shit like this on social media, not that my then-BF was a dick like this dude. I mean, he (my ex) asked me not to talk about us on FB and I was too much of a cunt to keep my proverbial trap shut. In the end, I think he was a lot more respectful to me…

I feel bad for her with everything that happened in her last years with Hef - I remember on the show in her final season, they were testing his fertility and it seemed as if he wanted to give her a child and couldn’t.

I am feeling the Holly vibe just a little bit more, somehow...

I still can’t get over how much blonde Penelope Cruz looks like Holly Madison.

16. Get in my car, roll down the windows, drive around the city and throw couscous at white people jogging.

I had a colonic once because I was legitimately constipated due to medication I was taking and it was...an experience. The place I went to was an expensive New Age “holistic spa”, though I think something that cost $20 less would have done the trick, but they did have an elaborate LED-lit setup that enabled me to…

The texture of chia pudding makes me gag. It’s a thing I wish I could like - or even tolerate - but I will stick to normie puddings out of a box, I think.

Really, it’s a sort of generically ‘fruit’-flavoured soft drink and it’s hard to pin down what the exact taste is supposed to be, but part of what I like is that it has a unique mouthfeel (refreshing, but doesn’t leave that chalky, sugary feeling on your teeth) and it’s not as unrelentingly sweet as Coke or Fanta. It…

I 100% agree with you.

I envision the Breitbart commentariat as rabid, rabies-infected dogs this week: they’re snarling and snapping in all directions - The Root, Woolff, Hillary supports (as usual - they probably all have “BUT HER EMAILS....” tattooed somewhere on their bodies) and now they have to attack each other. To continue the…

In bizarre scenes out of a disaster film fans of the soft drink Irn-Bru have begun hoarding the stuff as a new reduced sugar formula is set to be rolled out this month. The sugar content is set to be reduced by 50% to avoid new taxes on sugary drinks being introduced in an effort to cut obesity. almost like state…

Sorry, it didn’t occur to me that some people have to wait for ovens to preheat for them to work because I’ve never had one that does. A genuine apology to you :)

I personally add some dry binding ingredients if I need to fry or grill sweet potato for these reasons- panko crumbs, quinoa flakes if I’m feeling virtuous, crumbled up potato chips if I’m feeling trashy......