...or an oven tray?

I have this problem with my sister constantly. I have been yelling saying to her for years that as a young woman with no major health issues, access to clean water and who eats a pretty reasonably diet, her internal organs are actually capable of all of the detox her body needs.

#Pence&Mother

Only in the mid-to-late 80s would destroying Iona’s gorgeous vintage dress for that shit be considered reasonable.

It’s typical for EVERY royal event. Or slow news day. I’m Australian and our two main competing women’s ‘glossies’ New Idea and Woman’s Day run this shit constantly and have done since 1997.

Some socialite I’ve never heard of named Jacqueline Kent Cooke makes it into Dirtbag for allegedly hitting a lawyer with her glass purse, for carrying a glass purse in the first place, and for calling the lawyer’s mother a Jew, I’m assuming with derogatory intent.

The Royal Wedding wouldn’t be a Royal Wedding without some upper-class dickhead being an upper-class dickhead and the Tory leader of Windsor Council’s letter to the police demanding they remove the “epidemic of rough sleeping and vagrancy in Windsor” seems to be that for this wedding.

All good! Generally, where Mortal Dictata is, you can freely discuss the merits of stuff like Percy Pigs and Big Fat Quiz of the Year with kindred souls.

Oh, I know and am very familiar with David and his cohort. I’m reading his wife’s poker memoirs at the mo, too.

YES to this sketch. As if Trump’s long-awaited tax plan wasn’t held up because someone refused to run the “kill the poor” strategy and someone senior wouldn’t let them move on with talks until they had.

THIS! There was a bullshit, sycophantic piece that ran on Refinery29 about how beautiful and amazing Ivanka is and that’s why Chinese people love her and I was LOLing the whole time.

I feel the same way about them and I don’t know what it is.

LOLfully (new word!) enough, I did try reading some Reylo fic based on my thirst and it did nothing for me, as I am unutterably bored by the Star Wars franchise and understood very little of the weapons, characters etc mentioned.

Starred for Andi and also reminder of this:

I kept saying after Peter Guillam that he needs to do another period piece set in the 70s because the styling suited him so much, but now this Melrose project has me a bit conflicted because the eyepatch looks frankly weird.

Oh, agreed! He was thin and weedy and the haircut and facial hair did him no favours, but the “Bite it,” was hot enough to make up for it.

Controversial opinion: Ben is also hot as Peter Guillam in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and as the rapey guy in Antonement. That “Bite it,” scene in the latter especially makes me hot....

The single quotation marks/inverted commas were intended to convey my contempt at the suggestion he was democratically elected for all of the reasons you outline. I’ve heard this device referred to as scare quotes, but mostly it’s me casting shade on stuff.

Maybe the editor was due a punishment of some kind? I would say they were Hitler in a past life, but they seem to hate white supremacy. The punishment theory the only reason I can think of for working on this manuscript.

Maybe it’s because his face is obscured or maybe because all I really see here are rippling forearms, a smooth, warm to the touch shoulders, and brute strength with a fake light saber—I’m into this. He’s 6'2", he looks like he drinks a gallon of milk every day, and I could rappel up and down the wide, expanse of his…