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Your own Samba de Amigo, someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares...
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Feeling unkown when you’re all alone, flesh and bone by the telephone, pick up the receiver I’ll make you a believer...

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What’s with all the Pikmin hate? 1&2 are two of my favorite Nintendo IP games. 

Not what I expected when you all said Adult Toys

Same. One of the only games my wife likes as much as me, but we make it much harder on ourselves because we won’t ever let even one die. I’m very happy to get Pikmin 4 finally.

I don’t give a shit about what anyone else thinks- Pikmin is one of my all-time favorite video game series and has never failed to lull me into a sense of zen and calm even as I try to rally all of my little buds before night falls and the creatures eat them. I am as excited for this as I am for the new Zelda or

But Pikmin isn’t exactly a popular series, and we already know that there aren’t a ton of people playing Pikmin Bloom, despite having a developer like Niantic behind it.

Shut the fuck up snowflake

you got faulty intelligence that the SNES was way better, your older sister is probably still way smarter than you and not drunk 

Look, I don’t care what specifically a person might think is the big issue with Game-Streaming even is, but if it didn’t take off in in the Covid years, with a massive chip shortage going on, with consumers stuck at home, with most consumers already familiar with TV streaming, with Google, Microsoft, and Amazon

Their pricing and google’s tendency to axe things that aren’t making the moola is the main reason I’ve not “bought” any games on my new Stadia. I got the neat little $22 deal for the chromecast and controller, figuring that if Stadia tanks, I’ll at least still have a pretty decent controller for the PC (confirmed -

Report: This was not at all surprising to anyone

Tell me you don’t know anything about lesbians without telling me you don’t know anything about lesbians.

People, Metroid is not a Metroidvania game, it’s part of the formula, the exploration side, but it lacks the RPG elements that Symphony Of The Night added to it.

And Metroidvanias doesn’t need to be sidescrollers, Arkham Asylum it’s a Metroidvania, that’s why I didn’t like Arkham City, it felt they really cut out the

Man, it’d be a shame if in the next paragraph I said something like

It needs to be stated that this game is a near direct clone of Hyper Light Drifter. Or a Drifterlike, if you will.

I appreciate this as a good bit of writing. But with respect:

I consider myself an LGBTQ ally whenever I can be and I suffer from a serious chronic illness that I have to take rough medications for but...even I think this is a little much. It seems kinda desperate to passively insult Matroid Dread for no reason, for one thing. And while I’m thrilled that we’re seeing more trans

Guys, Kotaku has a really weird vendetta against Metroid Dread. 

bUt It’S mEnTaL iLlNeSs, NoT gUnS