Ah fuck I gigglesnorted and it hurt

You like Fifth Element and have Mike Pipper as a username. Seem totally normal to me

The majority of the country voted for Hillary, you dumb fucking troll

How the fuck will this be enforced/funded? He isn’t a king, he can’t just say “make it so. You peons deal with the logistics”. What the fuck am I missing here?

Even money Trump thinks a skyscraper is harder to build than a 2000 mile long wall.

Aren’t succubi supposed to be, you know, mildly attractive?

Missed the entire point of the protests. Nice work.

They aren’t in the throne room. It’s whatever place Noctis kills Ardyn in and all that shit. Afterlife. Thought that was pretty fucking heavily implied.

Note that I never say I’m from or lived in “Texas,” but instead specifically say “Austin.”

Can’t I make a rage comment about a comment in peace

Usually, when I fuck things up at work, I get fired

One is a fun form of catharsis

Drugs are a hell of a drug

Holy fuck how hard is it to scroll past the post you fucking baby

The East is a goddamn joke. Just put two West teams in the Finals, it’d be more entertaining

Man, I never knew getting a hummer was a crime

“The conflicts of interests laws simply do not apply to the president or the vice president.”

“Being outraged about stupid things doesn’t actually win us elections”

“I ran in a suit once. These college kids at the combine have it too easy. It was hard. Chris Berman is a large bald child, I assume.”

...fucking what?