Only one guy can talk smack about Winnipeg, and that’s John K. Samson.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Translation: If you’re flipping burgers for a living, you are less than human.

You may not realize this over in fantasy land, but there are people who do, in fact, have to pay rent and bills on a burger flipping wage. If a job can’t pay a living wage, is it really a job? #WageSlave

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

Players born in foreign countries to American parents are just as American as anyone born within the country.

HEY NOW #notallbowlers

Are you implying that Trump is not the kind of person who thinks before he acts?

If you don’t really care about getting married, then of course you aren’t going to want to do it because the whole process is stressful as hell and costs a ton of money. That doesn’t mean that you are strongly AGAINST marriage. If the other person’s desire to get married overcomes your general apathy (which sounds…

Joe Ricketts is a bad person who should be castigated...

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

English. Gardner. Say it slowly.

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failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Jellyfish exist to delight and amaze people who are smart enough to bring edibles to the aquarium. Solid animal, B+.