anyone wanna invest in my guillotine startup?

Counterpoint: It was 105 yesterday and I want to die.

Yo instead of pointing fingers why don’t we just seize the means of production and abolish the state?

Are you allowed to be interviewed on politics in Russia without gargling Putin’s balls?

Just one of the many problems with holding a sporting event in space.

First, they ignore you. Then they mock you. Then they fight you. Then you win. Then they continue to mock you because even if you won you are still a fucking idiot. Please never stop mocking, you are good at it.

ONE LOOK!?

what’s a pederast?

I am okay with fucking dinguses like this becoming the face of All Lives Matter.

I still really wish they’d play softball with him though given he could easily pull enough potential Trump votes to swing the election.

His best defense here is, as far as we know, Derrick Rose has never torn a dick ligament.

HOT!!! TAKE!!! OF!!! THE!!! DAY!!!

He just realized he accidentally confirmed what we all knew to be true. JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

I stopped reading at “millenials”.

These motherfuckers live on their persecution complex. I honestly think this will just energize them. People need to start going to jail for this shit to stop.

These motherfuckers live on their persecution complex. I honestly think this will just energize them. People need to start going to jail for this shit to stop.