Something tells me the conversation and reaction to all of this would be preeeetty different if the anti-vaxxers currently spreading horrible diseases around the country were poor and brown instead of rich and white. Instead of "personal belief exemptions" we'd have kids getting ripped from their parents by CPS,…

YOU ARE WHY HE DIDNT WIN THE ELECTION

I told Dave Chappelle I didn't like live comedy while visiting my friend, John X, the former manager of the DC Improv. Dave interrupted our conversation and, since I didn't like live comedy, I had no idea who he was. John lost his shit; Dave laughed.

'wow that hasn't happened in a few decades'

This is the best story I got:

No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:

When I was in high school, I used to frequent a coffee shop in my town. One day, one of the cooks came to find me. "There's a guy outside whose motorcycle broke down," she said. "Are you going to <local town>? He needs a ride."

met Nelson Mandela a month before he passed away

In July 2004, my mother and I walked to the beach with my eight-month-old son in his stroller. When we got to the beach, the stroller broke. This nice couple with their baby daughter in her stroller saw us struggling and stopped to ask if they could help—could they call back to where they were staying and send a car?…

When I lived in LA people told me I had met both Jamie Lee Curtis and Cuba Gooding Jr (two separate incidents) AFTER our interactions were over. Celebrities! They look so much like people that you don't realize they're famous!

Shawn Merrimen came into my job, racked up a $400 tab, then called my manager and said since he was Shawn Merriman, what could my manager do about the bill. This is when he was playing in the NFL and we could google his income.

Man, that's not cool. :(

Have mercy.

I went to a lecture in which Ron Jeremy was a main speaker about Porn and Feminism. Then a month later, in the same auditorium, I got to hear Maya Angelou speak (that was one of my major life events.)

I told this story before but it makes me giggle so I'll tell it again.

I have collided with both Lance Riddick and Waris Ahluwalia while whipping around building corners in Manhattan. I was also on an almost empty L train sirting across from Paul Schneider with a puppy zipped into his jacket.

The only celebrity I've ever seen is Sir Mix-A-Lot. He was picking up take out at a restaurant I was at. At first I couldn't figure out why he looked so familiar. I honestly thought he was my high school English teacher for a good five minutes before I realized who he was.

no I get that. He should "in general" stop defending her

At least they're only fellating each other via tweet, and not anyone else. I can't imagine Beyonce or Nas or someone else with talent would appreciate these two dipshits trying to white knight them.

Cringe.