For you youngsters:

Congratulations to whichever of Congressman Ryan's three kids just got knocked up!

I'm skeptical the issue ever really mattered to him in the first place. I always suspect in these cases that opposing abortion was politically expedient at the time and now some focus group determined that it isn't anymore.

"Sorority girls are pack animals. If one got raped, the whole house would know. That shit would never fly with sorority girls."

Yeah but there's also no need to saturate a whole article on her because of normal responses to an interview.

You know she wasn't actually homeless, right? I'm not defending anybody but get your story straight.

There's a bit of a gap between what I really want to say and what I know is responsible to say.

You must be a man.

Reproductive rights are an economic issue.

This is why the rest of the world laughs at us. But literally who gives a fuck about this guy's feelings? If his feelings were solid material, I would piss all over it.

Republicans aren't fiscally conservative. The last republican to submit a balanced budget was Dwight Eisenhower.

Because being fiscally conservative is not their real agenda. Being racist, classist, and misogynist is. Why would the Republican party be so eager to legalize drug tests for welfare applicants if they were fiscally conservative? There was a study done (will now go on a google search for it) showing that drug use…

I always come back to what noted philosopher Bruce Vilanch had to say about Log Cabin Republicans: Why don't you just go out into the parking lot and beat yourself up?

Here's the thing: any time you try to legislate something like this, it is impossible to account for all of the "legitimate" reasons (this, obviously, is a ridiculous concept) why a woman would want/need an abortion. Incest, rape, health concerns, etc often come to mind...but there are too many nuances, too many…

"Most of the conference was 100 percent in favor of the bill..."

LESLIE!!!!!! THE COME UP!!!!!!

Hoooooooooooooly fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Actual words of a former coworker:

you realize that last sentence is a(n accurate) projection of what white america thinks about muslims? and that the commenter is middle eastern muslim explaining what they go through, and not their actual opinions? like it was pretty fucking clear that's what was being said, but they also CLARIFIED IT.

Please continue to put words into my mouth that I've not said at all. Please. Go ahead and distort everything I said so you can feel better about your closeted bigotry. Everyone else has. Join in on the fun.