In the eternal words of Dennis Reynolds, “It’s the implication.”

Great now my marina is going to be full of poors.

Alternatively there ought to be a national service that doesn’t have to be military in nature. Give 2 to four years to teaching in lower income schools, building bridges or improving infrastructure and in exchange free college education and health care for the rest of your life.

me when im stoned and trying to be sassy to disguise the booming sound of me stomping my flat-footed ass through my apartment

And my axe!

the shit that a not-insignificant amount of people in this country don’t know should shock and scare us all

If I ever decide to star in a porn, it will definitely because God willed it.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

Call your representative. Vote better. Support better candidates.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

Boaty McBoatface.

Cruz and Kasich are like those guys in Starcraft who used to turtle after a certain point in the game. There are people getting paid a ton of money and the only thing they can tell them is “if you keep Trump under 1200, this goes to a second ballot and it’s all your’s!”

I wish I could get paid good money for stupid ass…

I want to smack someone when they bust out the word “toxins”

This is one helluva way to try and attract Republican readership.

There are a lot of bad opinions in this comment section (and on the list, tbh), but this is objectively the worst.

“No snow” and “no cars” are maybe the two worst arguments for a city’s quality.