Wow. Makes you think.

Seriously. What are those? Gooch flaps or something...

Sooooooooooooo can we say it now, then?

God, and without Jon Stewart, Kelly might actually win this feud.

I’ve never sent a dick pic. I always pussy out.

As someone that spends my workdays here day in and day out, I feel like each of you could have been funnier. If you’re gonna do a cutesy something like this, don’t phone it in, bozos.

Lol @ 6 Gladiator fans.

Hi there,

I know!!! I am pretty proud of the fact that I can rub one out in under three minutes, if I put my mind to it.

I mean, why not just release an actual sex tape if you want attention so bad? You could have been pioneers into the genre of musical porn. Now you’re just assholes.

Holy shit. This is probably the coolest man in North Carolina.

For being spawned by the two least attractive people on the planet, those are some cute kids. I hope they get the fuck out. =(

Wait until you get a load of the cans on the new Megazord redesign. That robot is ro-HAWT.

I’m not an irritable dad with a law degree... but my dad is, and he loves Deadspin!

Holy shit this is the best idea to come off of Kinja. Calling my State Senator today!

Can someone please dox the shit out of this asshat?

1) Okay, so after going after Sanders record like that, will you now acknowledge that Clinton’s foreign policy record is atrocious? I mean, if that constitutes a bad record, I can’t wait to hear your opinion on HER foreign policy record.

My point is exactly that catapulting either Clinton or Trump will result in this continuing. Thus, I do not support either. Will Trump be worse domestically? Sure. Will Clinton be good enough for me to support? Nope. Writing in Jill Stein.

So just so that I’m clear: not voting for Clinton because I can’t support the mindless slaughter of people abroad is “purity politics”, but supporting Donald Trump despite the fact that he has stated he will institute a policy of mass deportations is racism? I just want to make sure I’m 100% clear on the thought…

Yeah, just like you Clinton supporters don’t have to worry about your house getting drone bombed because you don’t live in some yucky brown people country, right? You can act like we’re voting our privilege, but you’re the one who is fine with a candidate that invades countries on total fucking bullshit lies. Hey, as…