Now comes you’re real responsibility, ladies. Namely: trying to get through life while avoiding signing up for selective service, like us men. =)

Ugly WASPy bullshit, at that.

Gin and Tacos? Where ever you live, they are doing tacos wrong. Tacos go with tequila, not with gin. Trust, I live in California: the birthplace of Mexican food.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more wrongheaded piece of political commentary in my entire life. Your candidate will destroy this country. You are sowing the seeds of destruction for future generations around the country by supporting this candidate.

Who are these people ur freaking old.

This feels like a Madlib of a news story, but not a good one. More like one that turned out unfunny and confusing.

Assistant to the Regional Sidepiece.

Not sure if I’m more disappointed by Hitler, or more stoked about Schoolie McSchoolface.

“Excuse me, idiot? Could I please use the footage of you being an idiot in my video about idiots? Thanks!”

Dear First Guy,

Maybe that’s why they think it works the same way with liberal or progressive? Idk, it’s like they are ashamed of all their views, so they think we are too?

Everyone likes to rip on pandering politicians. Personally, I say we embrace it! Let’s see what kind of disgusting and idiotic stuff we can get these bozos to do in an effort to win our vote!

Science is totally the worst. =(

Okay, to numbers 1 & 2: If you’re not actually involved, that makes you a fucking troll.

Never works? They’ve already had to walk it back and I doubt the law will survive the year. It’s already working. Feel how pissed you are? That’s how you’re supposed to feel. Here’s what you should do, rather than fighting all of Kinja: go rage at your fucking legislators.

It’s not about the one statement being made by one (massive) sports organization. It’s about the whole nation - every performer and athlete and business - saying we aren’t going to include you until your state gets their shit together.

Hehe, remember how Farcry used to be a dumpy little linear fps with a dope ass map maker? Cute to see what the franchise has morphed into.

“We’ll start with a broad list and then begin to narrow it. But there is no question that there will be women on that list,” Podesta said.

For just the low, low price of $25.99, I’ll name all your babies John.

They are the Protoss player who fucking warps in a GODDAMNED NEXUS AT EVERY FUCKING BASE EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ZERO UNITS LEFT YOU MORON AND THE GAME IS FUCKING OVER.