Oh, fucking christ. You were bullied, and that's awful, but it's not the same as being discriminated against, abused or insulted based on nothing more than being Black. At this point I hope you're being willfully ignorant, because the alternative is that you're just not intelligent enough to ever figure it out.

You're cute. Also, racist.

Z-Man?

Look, we get it. You really wish you could call black people the n-word, and you're mad that your replacement for the n-word has been figured out. Don't worry, you'll still have "knucklehead" for a little while, and there will always be new and exciting words for you to use to express your distaste for "hip-hop…

So when is someone going to add the Jim Ross call to this?

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As a chiropractor, he's already well-versed in fleecing insurance companies.

Unfortunately, Tim, I'm sure a decent proportion of those fans who moralize against PEDs are also virulently anti-union.

Because Ryan Fitzpatrick had never done anything dumb on the field.

Magic Mike is a really strong movie. It's not perfect (because Soderbergh pretty much always has had his hands on too many projects at once to be perfect) but it's a damn good movie.

Pfft, you're stupid. That's a college collage. HERE'S a collage college.

We were lucky enough here in Eugene to have Schroeder around as a Ducks beat writer for a while. He always seems to be putting out great stuff.

Nice to see the racists came out to play on Deadspin tonight.

Fuck off.

Oh, also, you should learn to read more good before you insult someone.

I wasn't sure which Bieber you were talking about at first. Thanks for putting that "J" in there.

I mean, the Ducks deserved most of the penalties they got - most of them were just boneheaded penalties, which has been a problem for as long as I can remember - but the picture at the head of this article isn't close to the worst facemask that didn't get called. See this:

The Ducks had 20 plays of 10 yards or more in the game. Stupid penalties, poorly-timed negative plays and Marcus Mariota getting his head ripped off with no call led to a lot of field-goal attempts instead of touchdowns. It was a thin line between 30-7 and 49-7.

Aww, somebody has a sad.

You forget that only half his salary is subject to Oregon state tax. The other half is subject to whatever state the Blazers are playing in. And considering the Blazers are almost certainly playoff-bound, he'll be covered for this and then some by his first-round playoff check.