Pfft, you're stupid. That's a college collage. HERE'S a collage college.

We were lucky enough here in Eugene to have Schroeder around as a Ducks beat writer for a while. He always seems to be putting out great stuff.

Nice to see the racists came out to play on Deadspin tonight.

Fuck off.

Oh, also, you should learn to read more good before you insult someone.

I wasn't sure which Bieber you were talking about at first. Thanks for putting that "J" in there.

I mean, the Ducks deserved most of the penalties they got - most of them were just boneheaded penalties, which has been a problem for as long as I can remember - but the picture at the head of this article isn't close to the worst facemask that didn't get called. See this:

The Ducks had 20 plays of 10 yards or more in the game. Stupid penalties, poorly-timed negative plays and Marcus Mariota getting his head ripped off with no call led to a lot of field-goal attempts instead of touchdowns. It was a thin line between 30-7 and 49-7.

Aww, somebody has a sad.

You forget that only half his salary is subject to Oregon state tax. The other half is subject to whatever state the Blazers are playing in. And considering the Blazers are almost certainly playoff-bound, he'll be covered for this and then some by his first-round playoff check.

Damian Lillard's being paid $3.2 million this year. How much could this cost him? $10,000? $15,000? And I have no idea of the tax law on this, but it's not impossible that he can write this off. I think the guy can swing it.

I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH UNTIL I TWEET AT YOU AND YOU DON'T RESPOND. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY NEED FOR ATTENTION AND COOKIES?

It's only been 26 years since the 1987 California Bowl. Or else I'm older than I've been telling people.

Snow days with no snow only suck if you have kids.

Ooh, a TERFer! Tell Cat hi for me and also that she (and you) are awful people that spread misinformation, lies and outright hate. Toodles!

Go fuck yourself.

Call it whatever you want; it's better than in-the-bird stuffing, and there's no reason to have a lesser foodstuff at Thanksgiving. We all have limited stomach space.

You continue to say things that literally make no sense. Please desist.