I want to come to your Thanksgiving. I'll bring my cast-iron skillet blackberry cobbler.

And it's so damn easy to make real chicken or turkey stock, and then you still get that delicious turkey flavor without getting salmonella or choking down a dried-out husk of a bird.

It goes great with the dried-out turkey it came from, I'm sure.

Exactly. And I want my turkey to have moisture left in it when I eat it. Stuff the damn bird with onions and lemons and herbs and make your stuffing in a pan. The bird will be better, the stuffing will be better, and you won't die.

That literally makes no sense.

You know that turkey needs to be cooked to 165 degrees, right? And as such, the dressing in that bird needs to be cooked to 165 degrees as well.

If you can't make stuffing outside the bird that's not dry sadness, I think that says more about your cooking skills than mine.

Make stuffing outside the bird, using sausage and dried cranberries. It's more delicious and doesn't have the consistency of an uncooked can of Spam.

You sound like a Republican, no respect for SCIENCE.

Stuffing from inside the turkey is either a gummy nightmare or a salmonella-infested nightmare. There's no reason to cook it in the bird besides misplaced nostalgia and abject ignorance.

As long as you keep your AR-15 handy, I think you get to keep your MAN CARD.

If you don't think a rape victim in a highly public case, accusing the most famous athlete at one of the most famous football schools in the country, might need someone to put her story out there, you have a lot to learn about how rape victims are treated in this country.

Please, tell us more, since you obviously have some inside knowledge of the case to be making such a bold claim. Idiot.

It's been stated numerous times, but yeah, Rob Ford.

+Richard Cohen

That whole Pryor interview isn't half bad. I'm kind of rooting for him.

Damon Bruce, is that you?

Still...Nicholls State. That's the worst loss by any FBS team this season, bar none.

Georgia State lost to Samford, Chattanooga, and Jacksonville State. Only one of those games was decided by single digits.

Your poor man-feelings! Please, tell feminists more about how they should be doing things, Hooray4Boobies.