Especially when Dwayne Bowe is at +53. Oh well, I'm still glad to have Shorts on my fantasy team.

Well, Shorts will go back to getting 15 targets a game and be a high-end WR2, just because he rarely gets TDs. But in a PPR he's a stud.

You seem awesome. Want to go out? If you say no, though, I'll still think you're awesome and undeserving of a brick through any of your property.

No, only respectful and/or healthy interaction between men and women.

Yeah, but patriarchy is what says that women are both inherently better suited for raising children AND inherently worse at making a living (plus the historical and current disadvantages in the workplace for women, natch), which is why women tend to have better outcomes in family court.

This guy knows not to grow a beard.

You're dumb and angry.

Shocking that you'd ever face rejection, charmer that you are.

So if you take a woman somewhere that she would be unsafe on her own or where she doesn't have any way to get home, and then try to force yourself on her and she politely rejects you, you banish her from your car because PUSSY OR GTFO? Have you heard of coercion?

Actually, I think that for women, hissy fits aren't so much the worry as violence. Especially with a stranger, but just in general. Not that it's the norm, but as a woman, it's a valid concern that THIS could be the time the rejectee reacts violently.

No.

I don't think you understand privilege.

My county voted the Olive Garden Best Italian. Luckily I'm five minutes from Portland.

Nope, each instance is its own. All it means is that that team has a 60% chance of winning that exact time.

Idiot. -1

I may be a little biased as an Oregon fan, but I think Marcus Mariota, not to mention Tajh Boyd, are much better NFL options than Bridgewater.

Or even better, someone leaves their wallet on the table at a restaurant while they're using the bathroom. No one will know if you just walk off with it. The guy probably should have known better than to leave his wallet there, and having it stolen might even make him think twice about where he leaves his wallet. None…

Thank you! 300 was a fucking turd.

Nice. Fitting username.

Let me be clear...I'm not excusing anyone for picking the Jays. But I could excuse the Yankees (gross), Rays or Orioles on this one.