There are very few people that inspire more unreasonable hate than Lindsay Lohan. I don't think she's some saint, but wow.

But wishing death on people because they are rich and don't live up to their standards is what lets these people feel superior! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THAT AWAY.

Aww, dismissing my mean comment? Poor guy, did it hurt your feelings?

Dude, as a fellow dude - shut the fuck up. Maybe quit mansplaining so much. And if you say something and there's an entire chorus of women telling you what a shitmouth you're being, maybe look inward and try to figure out why everyone feels insulted by you.

Meh, I'm feeling OK with it.

I kind of doubt it, if only because Anna said the father isn't a surprise. I feel like Ron Wyden raising such a stain would be a surprise.

This is all well and good, but where's the trigger warning?

Pulling out chairs is just weird.

Nope, it probably just means your comment will be dismissed because FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

I think the rule is that misspellings are OK only as long as they don't change the pronunciation.

1) The NFL is not a corporate office environment. Not all professional work environments are the same.

The restroom at my work has one urinal and one handicap stall. The handicap stall door, of course, opens out, but doesn't have a handle, so to open it requires that you grab the top of the door and pull it open. In addition, it never sits ajar; it always closes all the way. The toilet is also set so far back that to…

Hopefully. After all, it's exactly the same when a white person says the N-word as when a black person does.

Obviously, this isn't nearly the same because duh, patriarchy, but being a "big & tall" man is a god damn chore too. When I was 400 pounds it was actually easier - I just knew that my options were Burlington Coat Factory or Casual Male - YAY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS - but now, even at a rather reasonable (and way fit) 6'3" and…

Fuck nice. Be kind.

I totally get what you're saying; after all, asking for a gift card in lieu of cash is more shame in the name of not asking for cash.

Semi-related question:

*McGwire

I never even thought of that. I was thinking more of hand-to-hand, but this is a whole new wrinkle!

Of all the people that have given me handjobs, I maintain that the ones given by me were the best.