Obviously, this isn't nearly the same because duh, patriarchy, but being a "big & tall" man is a god damn chore too. When I was 400 pounds it was actually easier - I just knew that my options were Burlington Coat Factory or Casual Male - YAY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS - but now, even at a rather reasonable (and way fit) 6'3" and…

Fuck nice. Be kind.

I totally get what you're saying; after all, asking for a gift card in lieu of cash is more shame in the name of not asking for cash.

Semi-related question:

*McGwire

I never even thought of that. I was thinking more of hand-to-hand, but this is a whole new wrinkle!

Of all the people that have given me handjobs, I maintain that the ones given by me were the best.

I'm 6'3" and I'm pretty happy with it, but I'd probably go for 6'6" or 6'7". I also stand on parking bumpers and imagine that I'm that tall because I'm a dork.

What do you think is the largest number of people that have been killed by one person? This is really a two-parter: I think the biggest number is by some sort of state actor - a soldier, or some asshole white guy that was a right-hand man to a shit like Columbus that just wholesale slaughtered entire tribes…

How much Asian porn did THIS guy watch growing up?

THIS. People need to get over the idea that rapists are all shady characters that are unlike anyone you know. You know a rapist. I know a rapist. Nearly everyone in this country knows a rapist.

Roseanne is an awful transphobic person. Tom Arnold is a blowhard. Roseanne may have contributed more to comedy, but Tom Arnold doesn't say hateful things on a regular basis. Go Team Tom.

Jessica Walter voiced Fran on that show. She can do no wrong. Also, seriously, look at this woman!

I'm failing to see the problem.

"Amateurs."

The Apartment-era Shirley MacLaine:

Princess Chiomera, but sure as shit only with consent:

I disagree. When Time put a huge picture of Osama bin Laden on the cover, no one batted an eye. Why? Because he looks like what we expect terrorists to look like. The Rolling Stone story was about how a seemingly normal white kid becomes someone willing to plant a bomb and kill innocent people. That picture is a big…

Sigh...I'm glad I'm the only person in my office right now. I'm a wreck. And my family has no history of Alzheimer's.

Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), winner.