Hey, me too! I lost 150 pounds over the last year, so yay health and weird body!

I will give it to the UO athletic department. They kissed ass like pros, and as much as it pained me to see Chip leave, I appreciate that he fell on the sword without complaint.

I will give it to the UO athletic department. They kissed ass like pros, and as much as it pained me to see Chip leave, I appreciate that he fell on the sword without complaint.

I'm an Oregon fan, so obviously happy, but yeah. Our wrists must be sore from that one.

Exclusively.

You're right. There really are only two options for those that CAN'T DANCE: being alone or being an emotionally manipulative rapey-type person.

The shades? That's got to be it.

My pies suck too! Let's make awful pie together!

That's because they're gross. They're gross people.

To be fair, I'm only a few hundred XP away from Girlfriend Level 2. That entitles me to pay for drinks, but I'm waiting for Level 5. That's when I get pies baked for me.

Ugh, "pick-up" (I really hate that that's become a noun, by the way) is just...icky? I hate the idea of human interaction being so fucking transactional. Maybe try being an interesting human person instead of trying to hit the right buttons for CHEAT CODE FOR VAGINA.

FOR SERIOUS.

All the more impressive when you remember she's coaching basketball on the side:

Also, Republican, not Republic, because I was never a nation-state.

Oh, Professor Pink, we hijack all the threads.

RIGHT?! And of course, gifs:

I love Wristcutters: A Love Story and Lars and the Real Girl. I cried at Lars.

How has no one posted this guy yet!

As a humble Jezebeau, I just wanted to give a hearty thank-you to all of the awesome Jezzies that I've "met" and interacted with on here - especially the awesome folks in the GT forum. You've made this reformed Republic MRA gross person and you make me feel ALL THE FEELINGS. I have an inordinate amount of fun trading…