No. It's not my responsibility to reinforce the bullshit morals people are foisting on their children. If the word "fuck" is so dangerous to their precious angels' ears, maybe the parenting is to blame. It's the same argument people use to say that gays should keep their business out of public.

Pictured: scary lady false-rape-accusation zone.

Same.

I'M GOING TO COMMENT ON THIS FOR NO RAISIN!

You seem pleasant.

His actions were heroic. His past isn't. We live in a world where people want you to be one thing or the other - it's really endemic. Gender binaries, racial binaries, and even hero binaries. I hope Charles Ramsey has changed for the better, that he has a deeper respect for women. Literally nothing he does will change…

God damn it, I'm all weepy in my office. I think I'm IMSing.

Oh what, now we can't have any shows by men? MISANDRY! You'll never be worthy of my fedora, feminazis. Neckbeard access can be negotiated.

I don't wish for people's deaths generally because I'm a (relatively) decent human being, but I really hope Dan Snyder gets stung by several bees.

Things Riding on Things

Fuck, Springfield sucks. I know, I lived there from '05 to '09.

Damn. I thought of the name "King" the other day and I was like HELL YES. My boy will be pitching for the 1902 Philadelphia Athletics one day. Turns out I'd just be another asshole.

I'm only hearing all these things as you all are, but I heard on NPR yesterday the police stating that based on statements from the victims, there's no reason to suspect the brothers.

I did it. Today. It was very shitty for about 10 minutes, then I left and drove to my friend's house with a monster lump in my throat. She and I talked a little more and we're both doing...OK. I'm going tomorrow to settle bills and take some more stuff and...we're going to be fine.

I don't like this comment because no fun.

I would have saved a lot of time by just checking out every other woman-hating comment you've posted on Kinja ever, which is almost every comment you've posted.

You'll do the Republican party proud.

No one is saying that you're not within your rights to choose long-term partners as you see fit. We also have the right to consider you a misogynistic dickbag for it.

When you repeatedly and consistently refer to women (who, you know, are also human beings) in regard to and comparison with inanimate objects and how they stack up as investments, don't be surprised when people treat you like a misogynist idiot.

I'm a fan of your book. Has Reader's Digest condensed it yet?