I wanted to wait a little while to respond because I got a little huffy at heypaula's response to me (woot woot, next stop male privilege!), but I sincerely hope neither of you thought that I was throwing around STI judgment. The double standard for men and women when it comes to STIs/sex in general/life in general…

This one:

I love Judy Greer the most.

To the men I see writing on here, "BUT LINDY DON'T SAY ALL MEN ARE LYING WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT I'M A FEMINIST TOO"...

First, you said "every" guy and "every" girl wants a certain thing. Fucking stupid thing #1.

Here's a very specific judgment, just about you: You're a fucking idiot.

That's why YOU decide who you trust to take at their word, or YOU can decide to make them let you read test results over their shoulder before they put their parts in your parts. And if they won't agree to that (which is entirely their choice and their right), then you get to say no (which is entirely your choice and…

Is it fun, being an awful person? Because when I've been a complete shitbird in my past, it generally felt pretty bad.

The worst I've seen is trailhead porta-potty. Lots of people eating lots of beef jerky for lots of miles, and they're never empty. I'm glad I can hold my breath for as long as it takes me to piss.

after all, global warming is just a figment of the imaginations of childless heathens.

Fucking allergies are killing me.

THIS.

My buddy likes to bring out his acoustic guitar at parties and play Nirvana and Blink-182. I think he should just stick to carrying the case around if he wants to get laid.

Double Secret Probation jokes will never not be funny.

I have an overwhelming urge to do some Wikipedia vandalism.

Howard Kurtz sure will.

I won't claim that overweight men face the same struggles that overweight women do (because that would be fucking stupid), but as a former very fat guy, being stuck shopping at Casual Male and Burlington Coat Factory sucks. The clothes at Burlington Coat factory are just awful. The clothes at Casual Male are almost…

I love Hitchens for a lot of things. I have a Hitchens quote tattooed on my body. But he had a knack for patriarchy and he went full neo-con after 9/11.

Actually, it's Itt.

Don't worry, GOD will save us, or something.