D.H. Lawrence said a lot of fucked-up things.

You are awful. And stupid. And you don't speak for me.

Can we call you Bento?

All this. Massively overrated and I just found myself horrible uncomfortable, especially with the bros at the next table making extra bro-y comments at all times.

Hey, I don't want to sound creepy, but I sure don't care if I do!

Don't speak for me, dude. Not all of us men are socially-stunted idiots.

We're going to have to expand stop-and-frisk.

VAGINA SCARY.

These things are so simple. Literally, these things are not at all difficult, so long as you regard women as human beings of equal value to men.

This is mine. He's mostly awful, but lovable nonetheless. No yawning, but his yawning is all jaw muscles and cheek. It's terrifying.

Are Dr. Grant and Laura Dern an item? I never understood!

Then there's a scene of Newman eating breakfast. Later in the movie, breakfast eats Newman.

I'm glad I read through this and saw that the study came to the right conclusion. If morality is a hindrance, perhaps it's corporate culture that's the problem, not the morality.

AHA! I knew this stuff was only for drunk sluts.

Thank God (the white one, not the brown one) that someone is FIGHTING FOR AMERICA.

Sorry, Prez, but when/if I have daughters I want them to make decisions for their own bodies instead of being controlled by anyone, especially men.

This girl is stronger than any man I know. Suck it, Joe Rogan.

I hope to marry a woman as wonderful as Chaz Hammelsmith Ebert one day. I can't get enough stories about the two of them. Damn dusty office.

I think you're fantastic.

Ok.