If this is how you live your life, it must be sad, angry and hollow. I feel bad for you.

https://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/8979620008

Fuck you.

This is fucking murdering me today. I knew I'd be sad when Roger Ebert died, but I've had family members die that affected me less, probably because Roger Ebert has meant more to my life than they have. Let me finish with Roger Ebert being just fucking awesome in the way he always could: http://twitter.com/ebertchicago…

Thanks, Will, you got my eyes all wet. Asshole.

Roger Ebert being awesome: http://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/8979620008

This. Chris Matthews is a buffoon, so Fox News wants idiots to believe that he speaks for the left.

My day is ruined.

Oh, I'm sure he's got one hell of a secret. But I doubt his wife benefits from any of it.

A couple of things. I'm aware that this is entirely about the gays and all, but two things are immediately clear:

As long as I get to keep doing it, I'm all for the name change.

Fuck. This. So much.

Seriously, this is the most fun I've had on Jezebel.

One of the things that I've noticed during my metamorphosis from a raging asshole conservative to a mostly-nice leftist is that my anger at the injustices of the world, from the perceived injustices of my youth to the real injustices I see now, has gone from righteous anger to just profound sadness and blinding anger,…

The good news is, soccer fans are generally welcoming to black people.

Most of my days go like this:

I love my state. We are seriously on a roll! Legalized weed, marriage equality and a state legislature that works gives women MORE reproductive control rather than less. I'm sure you could all easily harsh my mellow by finding some things that Washington is not so good at, but let me have this one.

Ointment. That is all.

His movies really are dreck, but try finding a movie with more than one or two black people in it that's not about slavery or civil rights. That's why people will go to see them. If movies aimed primarily at a black audience can make money, maybe one day studios will put money into a good movie by a black director…

You all laugh, but this is a serious problem. I once saw this thing on TV about a guy that pretended to be gay so he could live with these two girls. Those damn lying straights with their buxom young female roommates, and then one of the girls leaves and her cousin moves in for some reason, but then she leaves and…