Is that Marquette's mascot? I literally could not have told you. They're just "Marquette". And I usually have pretty strong mascot knowledge.

If Southern is able to beat Gonzaga, is it OK to feel cheated that Gonzaga is the first #1 seed to lose to a 16? I feel like it'd be like if you win a conference championship in football, but only because the dominant team in the other division had a postseason ban. Yeah, it's cool, but it doesn't really count. And I…

Davidson, no choke job has benefitted me personally so much since I broke up with my last girlfriend.

If you look at crime statistics these things happen everywhere and we're not any different than any other community

Why is being anti-science so damn common? I know, we rage against conservatives that deny evolution and don't let their daughters get HPV shots, but how many parents across the political spectrum aren't getting their babies polio vaccines? And the worst part is they cannot be convinced otherwise. How many times do I…

How many parents refuse something that could prevent their child from getting polio? Or measles? Some parents are dumb.

Seriously, how creepy is this guy?

It's just so damn hard to understand. I was a pretty damn good football player in my own right. I also was drunk and horny (very much both) a lot of times, with girls who were very very drunk. This never even would have entered my mind. I know it happens all the time and, hey, rape culture, and that's entirely…

Mine? Us one.

I think once the tournament expands further (and it will), it will become more accepted.

You are wonderful.

And speaking of UNLV, why are they "rewarded" with a rematch against Cal in San Jose? Shouldn't a five-seed get better treatment?

Yeah, it looks like they probably didn't even get in without beating UCLA last night.

I stand corrected. You're right. I still say that my objection to their inclusion remains valid. Now back to spitting venom about Oregon's 12-seed. Seriously! They beat Arizona, UCLA twice, and UNLV!

Hey, remember when Oregon beat UNLV in Las Vegas? Yeah, neither does the selection committee.

Meanwhile, UCLA, who Oregon beat twice, gets a 6 and UNLV, who Oregon beat in Las Vegas, get's a 5? Why is Middle Tennessee in? Because of all those Top 100 wins (0)?

Two things: One, Tim Minchin is wonderful and I would have his babies if I wasn't a dude. I'd still stroke his face though, even though I'm straight.

Obvious question: how many concussions has he had?

Something involving bestiality and methamphetamine

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