What's worse: Kinja (which lost my comment or something), or Super AIDS?

Has the Vatican asked you, knowing your hard-hitting interview style, to interview a Pope, Emeritus or otherwise?

What's worse - Kinja or Super AIDS?

Or the EPO?

Is it, in fact, about the bike?

I'm willing to compromise. I'm willing to accept that we have to deal with the sponsored posts if we get to comment on them. I want to see what D. Exeter, et al. can do with them.

Since we're not allowed to discuss the sponsored posts, fuck that New Balance ad. And fuck Deadspin for barely acknowledging that it is, in fact, an advertisement for one brand of running shoes. There's a lot of evidence that minimalist and zero-drop shoes are good for runners, but that message gets lost when it's…

Let's call this what it is: a stalling tactic. Eventually they'll be dragged out of the "good old days" because it's the way things work, but they're going to do all the surveys and listening tours and conferences they can until their bigotry threatens their very existence, or at least their public subsidization.

"Well Wayne, as you can see, it sucks as it cuts!"

Terrifying.

As a straight man, Hooters is awful. I went once, about a year ago, because I'd never been. The wings were just OK, massively overpriced, and being associated with the regulars is something I want no part of. It's like wearing sweatpants in public; I may not be like the people that wear sweatpants in public, but I'd…

+1

I saw on Gawker that dumbasses are asking when International Men's Day is. It may be in November sometime, but as a man, I can say that it's March 9th-7th, so they need to shut the fuck up.

Hey liberals, quit trying to tell people in Real America when and where they can shoot.

I would give the best handjob to a clone of myself.

Testosterone, maybe? Bear in mind that this is not the least bit scientific, and my knowledge of these things is limited, at best.

I do appreciate the use of "uppity" to describe a white man. Equality!

You fuck. +1

What a Nice Guy!

Seriously, right? Washington, my adopted home, is pretty damn wonderful too.