"House, house, house, house, flush, flush, flush, flush"

In fairness, a song about whose penises we've seen would be hilarious. And as a straight man, I wholeheartedly (full-throatedly?) support the writing of this song.

I need to find that CD.

Yes! I also like standing like an uppercase S or a flesh saxophone.

In my experience, being a male feminist can be tough mentally (to the extent that it's hard being a straight white male). I plaster my Facebook wall with pro-woman posts and links to the point that my friends are likely annoyed. I actively stand up against misogyny when I see it. I go against traditional masculinity.…

I love Jennifer Lawrence, but I'd totally be down with just being friends if she doesn't feel the same way.

For Koblin: Is it weird that I read your name as a portmanteau of "Kock Goblin" or alternately, "Kock Gobblin'"?

To be fair, I don't think Jay Feaster is very active, GM or not.

"You think that's a bad trade? Jimmy Coleman traded me his Ding-Dong for my apple every day in grade school. Who's the fool now?"

"Now THAT'S how you dive!"

+...+...wait, what was I talking about?

Yay! +1

Like most WNBA shots, she hit the glass just fine, but missed badly from close range.

One correction: Mark Ruffalo plays Dave Schultz (the guy that John du Pont murdered); Channing Tatum plays his brother. Still, can't wait to see that movie.

Samoas : Thin Mints :: Haloti Ngata : Terrence Cody*

After thoroughly embarrassing poor Manny, I think it's time the Deadspin staff does some Do-si-dos in celebration.

I was wondering as well. But it may the other kind of cock ring, i.e. for a piercing.