Brie is delicious, especially in a crepe with cranberry jam and turkey and arugula. Portland hipster shit is a small price to pay for abundant amazing food.

Damn, and I'm sure they were just lining up to have your dick put in them, too.

I don't have too much of a problem with the word itself being added (the Oxford doesn't leave words out because they're offensive and misogynistic...I don't think), but can't they add a note at the end (e.g., usually considered misogynistic)?

Horse meat! Good enough for Ribsy, good enough for me.

Moss humor is my favorite. It's fertile ground.

I stole this - sorry. But it's the way we normal men react to these things.

I will say, that sandwich looks delicious.

That he's an English major goes a long way to explaining why their football helmets just have an "N" on them.

+1

I have the opposite problem. I have it on good authority (women I've gone down on) that I'm very good at it, and I love doing it (seriously!) but I have a girlfriend that has never enjoyed it with previous guys and won't let me. I've asked a few times but I'm not going to hound her because I really like to avoid being…

Destination weddings are for assholes.

Boo.

Jesus Christ, this story is awful. I don't have a joke here or anything. Luckily, I have you guys to make them.

I can definitively say no, you're not the only one that finds Christoph Waltz incredibly sexy. Hell, I find him incredibly sexy. Oh, and I'm a straight man.

The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod is awful, homophobic, anti-choice, anti-woman, and anti-science. I hear the Evangelical Lutheran church is more in line with what you're talking about.

+3 3/4

Fucking cat unions. Where's Cat Scott Walker when you need him? A vote for Cat Scott Walker is a vote for con-purr-vative values! (A stretch, I know, but I really wanted to use the phrase "Cat Scott Walker".)

Thanks! I love figurative embraces!

Dogs are great to read with. Cats think reading time means you want them to lay across your book. Cats are jerks, but also kind of awesome.

I say 13-24, but it's been entirely gradual. Even now I occasionally have to check myself before I wreck myself. The first step was the transition from conservative to libertarian. I'm finding that my libertarianism has softened these days - it's telling that libertarians tend to be white males. I find myself…