I was a misogynist homophobe conservative from ages 13-24 and, perhaps worst of all, a Missouri Synod Lutheran (come to think of it, it likely stemmed from that). People can definitely change. For me, it was leaving my small town and then, more importantly, leaving my church.

The sane members of the GOP are trying their best, but have you ever tried to align the schedules of four people?

- Lewinsky/Clinton, 1995-97

Fox and Friends is the Fox News of Fox News.

Oregon lost Dontre Wilson, but picked up Cameron Hall and Torrodney Prevot. Mark Helfrich is pretty happy today, no?

Where does the "Mom stealing LOI" story rank on the list of crazy Signing Day stories? I hear tale of a recruit whose mom signed an LOI to Miami the same day he signed one to Florida and claiming to have been visited by a crazy woman the night before.

Don't forget Kerry.

I hate Ann Coulter as much as the next guy (and hopefully as much as the next girl), but I have exactly zero problem with anyone telling the POTUS to fuck off. It's hard to remember the last president that didn't deserve to be told to fuck off.

This would never have happened if the New Milford players were allowed to carry guns.

My girlfriend is adopted. She's glad her birth mother gave her up and appreciative that her birth mother worked to make sure she went to a good home, but she has no interest in meeting her, not out of any anger or resentment or because it would be "treasonous", but because she just has no interest. Rick Reilly is a…

That's wonderful. +1

+5'2"

Slightly off-topic, but I generally use 'lady' as a generic term for a woman, like "the lady that came in the office this morning." Is that OK? Also, what's the dividing line between "aware of my white male privilege and making a good-faith attempt to use correct nomenclature and respect everyone" and "obsessing over…

I use a knit scarf that I bought at Old Navy for six dollars, and it's soft and warm and hasn't caused any problems. However, I do fully acknowledge that I'm a douche and wear it because it goes with my outfit.

I occasionally go to one of the gay bars here in Portland (CC's!), usually with gay friends, and I have an amazing time. I don't go on the dance floor because I can't dance and I'm not looking for anyone to dance with/make out with/go home with, but I love talking to people, smoking with people, just having a fun…

So awful. I'm ashamed of you, and of me for laughing. +10 piece bucket

As a Dolphins fan, I remember this picture and story. It's from when Dan Marino was recovering from tearing his Achilles, and also from when 11-year-old me decided yoga was gross.

I'll always be a fan of Portland Scottie, who would have a title if it wasn't for Shaquille O'Neill being allowed to legally murder Damon Stoudamire. Fuck the Lakers.

I love Edith a little bit. But she really should have avoided that burned guy.

All this. Oh, NGOKC, no no no no. I've liked girls that didn't like me back. In high school, I was even a Nice Guy myself at times, and there's a girl I liked that I treated badly because she didn't reciprocate. As a straight white guy, society gives me a lot fewer reasons for insecurity, so when I feel insecure I…