As a straight white male, I know that I benefit from damn near every social convention and bias. I also know that it makes my preferences and decisions easier because so few of them will affect my life/employment/social standing negatively. That being said, my preference has always been women that wear minimal or no…

I weighed 403 pounds on May 20th. I'm 283.2 today after a pretty awful holiday week, but I've been using the Public Humiliation Diet and posting my weight every day on a blog that I set up, which in turn posts to Facebook and Twitter. When I started, I got tired out walking three miles. Now, I can run six miles at…

Ha, I get it! Because he's crying about his daughter dying! Also, because you're a fucking idiot who somehow fails at being an effective troll on both Gawker and Deadspin.

Actually, all those people are infinity more popular.

Lenny Palumbo? I didn't know you read Deadspin.