Missionary.

Also, I totally didn’t type any of that. I have no idea who did. Maybe Brian Williams Dreams of Cat GIFs? Nice job, Kinja.

“This is a case where one person is charged with a very serious felony (not serious enough IMO)”

Shop owners in the city center will love this. Maybe they can offer a discount on large items you can carry home on your back.

Soon...

Personally, I think this was the worst Rusty.

I heard he has a special field set up in his yard where he punts puppies for distance.

Here's to hoping Santa has Zero FXS to give.

Who's the guy in the car?

ONE HAND IT TILL YOU LAND IT! YOLO!!!!

Regardless of my pull out timing, I usually manage to pull off a first place finish.

Carry on, then.

A good tattoo guy can probably change that to represent something more valuable than a season ticket at Ford Field. Maybe last weeks winning lottery numbers?

I'm on a phone, but believe this guy commenced to hanging out with his wang out during the interview.

The only place that would buy a 14 year old Escort is a junkyard. You have to give the man credit for ambition.

The important thing is we all learned a lesson today.

What's worse is I assumed the woman they do show was the dumb one before I watched the clip.