Tyler is usually spot on in his analysis, but this one is so far off the mark that it’s not even funny. I didn't see he was the author prior to reading, and thought it was Alissa Walker given that remark, which is not meant as a compliment.

How many Bond movies end with him on a boat (or other floating object) with his love interest? Genuinely want to know.

Alternatively, the plan for the past 7 years has been to let them build the islands in the hope that they would change their minds and maybe turn them into tourist resorts. Any way you look at it, our foreign policy with respect to a rival has been a spectacular failure and is not likely to change any time soon.

Pretty sure they know what's up.

It's been 30 years, but I could still take you to the spot where I found my first woods porn stash. It's right up there with remembering where I was when Challenger exploded and 9/11 went down. Kids these days and their mildew-free porn...

Tom, I'm not sure what you're seeing, but I don't believe Watkins shows his thing in that clip.

I hear if you say “Derek Smart” three times in front of a mirror, he appears and threatens to sue.

I can only imagine how many times he heard “Hey Mario!” during his trek across Vice City.

Came to go with:

Good deal, they've found their curse and can stop worrying about winning it all.

Calm down, Murray.

Getting fired via email sucks, but it could be worse.

It is a wonder of the animal world, that hippo shitting.

Pauses so long you check to make sure it's still playing.

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This is why the Microsoft self driving car will never catch on.

Can we see his Draft Kings lineup?

Bielema? Funny, he doesn't look that thin.

The dining hall is referred to as The Main Stage.