Wait? Grenades don't explode if you die? The single most satisfying moment in a PVP game is seeing your last grenade go off and kill the guy that just took you out.

$10k? That's called a scheduled service on a Ferrari.

“For some inexplicable reason, the referees called it an incomplete pass and the Falcons.”

Realistically, you're maybe going to put a couple of ounces per month in there, all in very small quantities and very diluted, so it's likely inconsequential. You probably put as much, if not more, oils from your body through bathing down the same plumbing.

It’s real. It works. It’s the best.

There’s already a huge “WE SUE VW” billboard ad on the interstate near my office, advertising a law firm that wants to win big. This is going to keep getting more interesting.

Poo-pourri is good stuff. I prefer Trap-a-Crap, but it’s much better than a can of air freshener spray. That said, the intrusiveness of ads here has pretty much reached the point of contemptuous behavior towards visitors on behalf of Gawker. Like Max Read used to say: All site users are shitty.

With all of the comparisons to Battlefield, I’m surprised how little it’s being compared to Titanfall. The mechanics seem pretty much the same aside from, you know, Titans.

I get more of a Titanfall without the Titans feel from it.

“Code athlete pricing algorithms (note if and where different from 1b.);”

Mine has been running like shit lately. The Kinja team trying to cripple functionality when using content blockers doesn’t help. Here’s a tip: Don’t make ads so intrusive that they negatively affect your site and users won’t block them.

Unicyclists. Man, they're the fucking worst.

Nothing of value has ever emerged from the Aldine-Westfield road corridor.

So am I. Amazing times we live in.

This would have worked out fine had she realized his name is Steve.

Deez nutz?

It was back in 1999. Paid the car off in 24 months and loved it every day until I sold it in 2005 for $18k. With the 0% financing, it basically cost me that fluke 1 day stock market gain that led to its purchase.

It's so much harder to laugh now that I know you're behind on your cell phone bill.

Yeah Jeets!