Hers could open the can by age 2. It was either that or die of starvation.

I'm getting a strong Baytown vibe here. Maybe even LaPorte.

Like the Kennedy film all over again.

It defaults to bicycle as the method of travel. Click the Advanced Options box to fix that.

He's not posting them on weekends.

Yes, the Denver location has private residences.

A man has to have his dancing shoes for a night out at da club.

Because he's not vaccinated.

That move was just Ludacris.

I don’t know where I read it, but I have it stuck in my head that the 27 had the honors of filing the fastest airliner flight plans for quite a while, and that they are particularly popular among the “emerging” dictator crowd due to their status as being fast. If I am mistaken, then it's definitely my bad.

Pretty much regarded as the fastest non-supersonic commercial airliner ever. A true beast of a plane and quite the looker to boot. If I ever get true “fuck you” money, one of these will be in my fleet.

Try adjusting the time on your phone forward a few hours...

I don't know. You ever sit and really look at your balls? They do move around more than I would expect. Like some sort of slow motion aquatic creature. A bit of lava lamp between your legs, if you will. I bet they stop doing that if you're about to be dead, because fuck it, they're pretty much not doing anything after…

That left leg is not right. Stunning observation.

I saw a bad translation (trying to find the link again) that seemed to indicate that a carbon black facility is in that area. Carbon black is made via combustion of acetylene. That stuff goes off fast, and it doesn't take much to get it to decompose.

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If I were looking for a back, Moreno would be my choice from that list.

Well, you can’t spell “A fake melee mini punk.” Without Ikemefuna Enemkpali.