Only if there was a bum turd next to you that you didn't notice when you went down.

That color is almost identical to the one I painted my first gen CBR 600 back in college. At least I can fall back on being stoned as shit while having complete access to the full paint mixing rack and paint booth at the time. Holy shit it ruins the work that obviously went into that car.

I can still smell the stamp glue. Pretty sure that's what caused the Autism spike.

Mayweather has Emmitt Smith drafting his response right now.

As an Atlanta native, I have to say:

That’s good ad space, assuming you can find a buyer.

Had a friend in college named Kanut (pronounced canoe) that was a great option as well. The possibilities are endless.

Otherwise known as “The Shaggy Defense.”

Move them on to more creative pastures. The “Willis” jokes are a good start. As in:

I get to be a hero every day (that I wear this under my starched dress shirt at the office).

You're doing it wrong!

A real Jem of a comment, that is.

This guy getting put on blast definitely meets my definition of newsworthy, true, and interesting. His yelp page is beautiful.

Can we get an epilepsy warning for the video editing?

Tyler, I respect your writing and the insight you usually bring to the topics you cover, but have to say that trying to frame these photos as creepy or unsettling is getting uncomfortably close to the partisan rhetoric that I believe your readers (at least this one) feel that is beneath you. The photos carry lots of…

I pulled up to a corner on 183 in Austin a while back that only had one panhandle fool at it. There was a construction lay down yard there and a newer BMW kind of hidden behind a gravel pile on it. I told the guy I thought his car was being towed and he turned straight toward said BMW. Gave him the finger as I rolled…

Plus 10 to 20 percent more nice! Nervous walking indeed. Hang in there guys!