He will be pro after this even if he doesn't take the win. Sponsors are going to be lining up for a piece of a decent story in the golfing world.

Dude couldn't swim. Who knew?

Loud bars are the worst. He actually told his friends he wanted to go somewhere else and get a shot.

EA Sports Tiger Woods Golf 2016 is going to be a really shitty game.

Well, other than the fact that telling a Texan that Texas is in the southeast will get your ass kicked just as fast as telling a Georgian that Texas is in the southeast, you’re dead on. Except for the part about nepotism and money ruling politics being a predominantly Texas thing. Other than those two points, you…

Q: Why can’t Tesla open dealerships in Texas?

After spending the first 10 years of my life living in Medford Lakes (shout out to my homies on Chicagami Trail!), my familiarity with well water (which did come out of my tap) in New Jersey is far more intimate than I would prefer it to be.

Because it's full of New Jersey tap water.

French Bulldogs will fuck anything.

If they used Chevy vans, it would be Cheviban. I'm pretty sure it started with someone picking up a used dodge at auction from the U.S. Military.

Why would you want to?

Hhhnnggggg, peppermint roll.

Personally, I dislike Will’s articles because he hasn't followed me. Other than that, I like what he writes.

Fuckin’ a, Hardy. You had one job.

Nice changes all around, and Toyota stepping up is a big (good) thing. Shame we missed our chance to see a WRC Scion IQ. I could see one of those getting out of hand quickly, and it would be delightful!

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Extra mushrooms on my cheesesteak has the same effect on me.

Bless your heart.

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Bless his heart. He's trying.