Personally, I dislike Will’s articles because he hasn't followed me. Other than that, I like what he writes.

Fuckin’ a, Hardy. You had one job.

Nice changes all around, and Toyota stepping up is a big (good) thing. Shame we missed our chance to see a WRC Scion IQ. I could see one of those getting out of hand quickly, and it would be delightful!

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Extra mushrooms on my cheesesteak has the same effect on me.

Bless your heart.

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Bless his heart. He's trying.

Well, if your friend Jack was on a horse, you'd help him off, right?

Good enough for Steve Martin, good enough for me.

At first I was thinking he is gonna be fucked when the cops arrive, then the gossip gals noticed him. He's going to be saved when the cops arrive. Those women are about to go kick his ass.

Thank you, I aim to please!

When did you have it? I think I spotted you in the 2222/Bullick Hollow/Lime Creek Rd area...

“Hoy hoy! Let’s go electrocute an elephant!”

How many NASCAR fans are seriously injured watching a race every year?

That, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never pad your experience on LinkedIn.

For those of us that aren't concerned. I guess he's still fine. You keep on making good decisions, my man. It's paying off for you.

Even with the excellent visibility that the F-16 offers, it still has a lot of blind spot in front of the jet. My speculation-o-matic says the Viper was descending and got the bug smasher from the rear and above so that neither pilot was aware of one another until the bang.

My turtle lives on a diet that consists solely of Kaboom! cereal and blue snow cone syrup. He loves it.

Turtle shit green is never an appropriate color for a car. Ever.