Real bullet holes, on the other hand... Very stylish.

Hate to tell the guy, but all it did was reinforce the public perception of the “scene” these idiots think they manage. Jail time and crushed cars for all of them, please.

That body work on the bed is the killer. It's been bent pretty hard.

The good news for Fiat Chrysler is that the public comment period is only through July 17. Based on history, the NHTSA will probably not have time to review any input received.

His quitting? Is that getting fired the right way?

When HABU goes wrong.

Allow me to offer a rebuttal:

Hope is a powerful thing. Just ask Andy Dufresne. Or that guy with the huge dick up in New York.

It’s OK to be honest, Patrick, Travis is gone now.

They are priced low because they are tiny penalty boxes that sound like a mail jeep with an exhaust leak.

It's just letting you know the window is nice and closed. Feature, not bug.

Thanks, never knew what it was called, but knew it was some tough stuff. We usually ended up putting a ton of high build primer over the stuff and settling for “pretty smooth” before spraying them.

Here in Texas, they get around the issue by making it illegal for the shop that performs your state inspection to repair anything that prevents you from passing. It keeps the whole “we can’t let you leave” from happening pretty well.

Chances are good that, with no pads, the pistons have at least extended beyond their seals.

Yes. Yes I was. This was a burner I use to comment on Gawker because I was banned at some point, but I used it to comment on Jalopnik yesterday and got followed, so decided to run with it and update the name. A real rags to riches story. Even emailed the burner key to myself so I won't lose it.

In related news, Houston also received a permit for the first commercial unicorn fart harvesting facility in America. Negotiations are underway for the rights to collect all gold found at the end of rainbows within 100 miles of the city.

Back in my body shop days, we would average one of those Blazers every month. Whatever paint the Army put on them is damn near impervious to removal, so 9 out of 10 buyers would balk at the cost of a fresh coat. The other 1 would almost always go with a metallic grey. The funny thing is that 40,000 miles was about the…

No. Restoration Hardware.

Less Nick Cage, more Quint. The last thing I want to see is his derpy ass overacting in what should be a serious movie.

Vidal. There was an entry on Deadspin about a soccer player named Vidal wrecking his Ferrari, a good reply about it resulting in gore... It just popped into my head after that. Good times.