Thank you Miss Kay! As a Mustang guy and a... Guy, I appreciate everything about your award!
Mad Cow Tipper Gore Vidal Sassoon
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Whoo hoooo! I can only hope that song was stuck in everyone else’s head all morning as well. That is my gift to everyone!
She's probably seen a grown man naked as well.
Yes. These are crack in a bag.
Pretzel dog, Drew. Pretzel dog always wins.
He was like Morton Anderson in Sega’s Joe Montana Football (93!). If you put him in as QB, he could outrun any other player in the game. It was fun to try to break 115 points per game against the computer.
That's because gin is cat piss.
If someone would just hide his step-stool, he wouldn't be able to climb up on his soapbox and this problem wouldn't exist.
If they really want to save time, they could just bean the batter.
So Kanye was right? Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?
Someone's getting a new rope swing!
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These monkeys wish they were riding dogs.
Just point out that bringing fruits into another country is generally frowned upon to the point that you can get arrested for it, so you're actually doing him a favor.
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Don’t forget, the background music you choose can have a significant impact on the experience as a whole.
I have seen less diversity for the sake of diversity in a Coca-Cola commercial.
Sure it was late, but that water really brought out the hustle.
No. It just says “F The Washington Nationals.”
When I was around 10, we got a new pastor at our church. She was from the Midwest and of Nordic descent, so thought she would share her heritage by making a huge plate of lutefisk for us Texans to try. I took one bite and fell in love with it, so I ate the whole thing. I was embarrassed about that, so tried to hide…
Or, you know, deciding 33 years on the job was enough to decide things had run their course.