mcstabbypants
mcstabbypants
8/28/19
1:52 PM
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I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but one weird thing about my perception of pain is that deep somatic pain doesn’t faze me nearly as much as superficial pain. Breaking a bone, childbirth, those things hurt, but are totally bearable and basically don’t need meds for me. But I stub my toe? One of my kids

8/26/19
6:44 PM
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Its super old at this point, but I still believe that Allie Brosh’s pain scale is way more accurate.

8/8/19
9:13 AM
1

Yep! I cannot imagine a parade of these guys during mating season. Stuff of nightmares.

8/8/19
9:13 AM
1

Nope. Its not. These things have been known to attack birds. BIRDS. 

7/22/19
8:28 PM
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HiYes. He was truly made of love. I think he comes closest to the kind of man Jesus or Buddha is portrayed as. If he had been born a thousand years ago, humans would have made another religion out of his teachings.

7/17/19
8:04 PM
2

I laughed. I cried. I scrolled through all the comments waiting for this exact reference.

6/26/19
7:19 PM
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If we compare the picture to the Official Look of Love, it’s very easy to see that Novack just doesn’t match up. 

6/11/19
10:26 AM
3

I’m so old that I immediately thought of this PSA from 1985. So. So. Old.

5/12/19
9:29 PM
5

It was! That apartment was better than nothing, but not by much. The kitchen walls really creeped me out, and I felt like the constant fumigation didn’t really get all of the roaches. But the most depressomg part was that the apartment was on the third floor and at the back and it was so damn dark. It got exactly 5

5/10/19
7:08 PM
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Mr. Pants and I moved to NYC so I could go to graduate school. Our previous place wasn’t the greatest, but it was reasonably big and it was cheap. My school had student housing, which was expensive, but easier to rent sight-unseen. The school described the building as full of “classic NYC apartments with wood floors

1/10/19
10:17 AM
3

Oh man I am dealing with this now. Thankfully we got rid of it before the seven egg sacs one of the spiders laid in the tree ALSO hatched. 

1/5/19
8:55 AM
2

This is pretty much the best comment ever on movies. I actually read it three times. Thankyou!

12/22/18
12:35 AM
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Your tree is AWESOME. It’s like something out of a dream! I love that garland

12/19/18
11:19 AM
10

Every tree is uglier than the last. That's what happens when you decorate with an ugly soul, lady Pence.

12/3/18
10:30 PM
6

Yesterday my husband, whom I love, told me that our son had peed all over the toilet before his bath. Which my husband gave him, and which consisted of my husband sitting next to him while he played for 20 minutes before washing his hair. Guaranteed he was on the phone the whole time. So I asked him if he had cleaned