mcstabbypants
mcstabbypants
9/20/19
8:53 PM
2

I’m starting to think we need to just start ignoring anything the Trump administration does on an official level. CA can keep issuing vehicle standards. States that barred candidates from the ballot without tax returns can keep doing so. Grad students can unionize.

9/14/19
3:28 AM
18

Less of a prank, more the best lie I ever told: My fiancé’s friend M. was a magazine publisher. Flashy, smart, nice guy but a bit up himself. At a party he said he’d been watching an ad for Riverdance - “Why don’t Irish people move their arms while dancing?”, he asked.

9/13/19
10:00 PM
27

Kind of a prank, kind of just to see if I could get away with it: when my sister and I were in high school, we lived in a weird split-level type house. When you drove into the garage, you entered the inside door into the basement, where my mother’s bedroom - and her landline phone - were. There were 2 short

9/13/19
7:10 PM
190

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

9/12/19
3:56 PM
108

Jezebel’s relationship to Hilary Clinton has reached that awkward adolescent stage where Jezebel has realized Mom has her own friends and is actually kind of fun and doesn’t exist purely to meet Jezebel’s ever-changing emotional needs. Jez would like Hilary to go away and stop embarrassing Jez while simultaneously

9/12/19
3:12 PM
59

Wow, super fresh & compelling take - how totally lame and uncool it is for an adult woman to....do anything but clean up and take care of other people? Groundbreaking shit.

9/12/19
2:58 PM
122

I’m a little bit confused not only by the described event, but also by the tone of the article. I’m usually pretty good at recognizing the satire articles but I’m not sure I’m seeing it here.

9/3/19
6:27 PM
71

Quick fun point before I go into my rant: 69% of Americans do not own a firearm, despite there easily being 50-60 million MORE firearms in the country than there are actual people living in it.

9/3/19
9:54 AM
918

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

8/26/19
4:53 PM
56

I think the quote from NPR had it right - women are just used to having a certain amount of pain on a daily basis (pretty much all adult women I know own/carry around multiple bottles of ibuprofen) so when men experience it, it becomes The Worst Thing Ever. Kind of like when a toddler falls down and skins their knee,

8/26/19
3:06 PM
22

I prefer treating her well, surrounding her with support, getting her therapy...

8/23/19
11:19 PM
58

I hate McConnell much more than I hate Trump (and that’s really saying something). Trump is pathologically narcissistic and profoundly stupid; I don’t think he can much help being the way he is. He’s incapable of anything deeper or kinder. McConnell, on the other hand, is smart and canny. He knows exactly what he’s

8/23/19
12:05 PM
47

Wow. Such terrible, nasty things about David Koch in these comments. Instead of such vitriol let’s all bow our heads and wish the Koch brothers a quick and speedy reunion.

8/23/19
11:50 AM
45

He was a horrible man and we are all glad he’s dead.