This needed a Fancy Kristen writeup....😪

I would have thought the annoying chime that goes off if the seatbelt was not on would have been enough. Do GM vehicles not already have that? My Honda will chime you into oblivion if either front seat belt is not latched and someone is sitting in it. Seems like the interlock is a bit overkill for the obstinate…

This video seems like the human version of what I would see if I strapped a camera to my dog and sent him outside for an hour.

Oh the irony that the ad on the side of the bus is for an accident attorney!

Just under 50 but my VW Bug as checked all the boxes. No clutch, check, no brakes, check, fuel hose occasionally coming loose and spraying gas around the engine bay......check. Still have and love the car, just gotta be prepared to get the hell out. Good thing it doesn’t have seatbelts....check!

Too bad, I was looking forward to doing this once I got in one.

A lot of the “features” in the info graphic tout items that are either required on all cars made today or available on all cars today.

I see a couple of problems.

Coonhound, as you point out, or any dog of “indiscriminate” breeding are the acceptable answers. If the Craigslist ad were out of Alaska then the Husky would be acceptable. As it is from Ohio, I will classify it as a Restomod dog.

The dog in the pic does not appear to be period correct. It does come with the dog right? All trucks of this vintage had a dog......

“a special storage space specifically for a gallon of milk in the cargo area, are probably fantastic for families.”

I just thought it meant that by driving a BMW you would invariably be practicing social distancing.

I thought the Nissan Murano cabriolet took the ugliest honor away from the Aztec.

Now that you have (maybe) solved this mystery, next you can figure out why there are so many different bottom bracket types....Bikes (Bike manufacturers) make up for their mechanical simplicity by creating overly complex fitment problems.

My Honda reads speed limit signs and displays them (as a driver aid only). It will occasionally show a 100MPH sign. Not sure what it is reading but the fact that the software does not automatically assume this is an incorrect reading is beyond me.  Thankfully it is not linked to an autopilot program!

According to some on Jalopnik, this is more attention to panel gaps than what Tesla does.

Instead of “the pictures don’t do the truck justice” it is “the truck does not do the pictures justice”. Glad I was not the only one that thought so. First one I saw I thought it was someones half-hearted attempt at copying one, then I realized that was just how it looked.  So sad.

“To give you an idea, here’s a bit of what skijoring looks like. Now replace the Porsche 550 Spyder with a Bentley and you’ll know exactly what they’re going for.”

So I was interviewed by the guvmnt regarding my neighbor who has some sort of security clearance. Routine check where they are just making sure he is not living beyond his means (which could indicate acceptance of bribes or being susceptible to coercion due to debt). They asked if he seemed to live an extravagant…

1st Gear. What could go wrong?