Tons, but when you are a middle-aged male and take your shirt off, people throw all sorts of things at you in addition to beads.

I rented a car to take to Mardi Gras one year because I did not want to street park my car while at the parades and risk damage. Now I have kids and “wear and tear” comes standard.

What is the point of fake vents (over just making them “real”)? I get the “design” aspect (I guess) but does making them real (even if not needed) ruin the aero or make bad road noise (or both). Does it keep things things, like the engine, too cool so it impacts other areas? Just seems like a simple thing to have an…

Saw a guy eating noodles in his car while driving.  With Chopsticks.  Was more impressed than anything.

Don’t worry, as with most offroad vehicles sold these days, there will always be charging stations available at their most frequented location.

Ah, makes sense, thanks. I could see the valve in the back, but it was also shiny chrome so I figured it was just permanently closed off. Not a great look.

Is one of those surprises a fake exhaust tip? Just started noticing these on BMWs (I realize it is not a new topic). Saw one on a 5 series and then on an X1. Really easy to spot when one is bright chrome and the other has heat coloration. Maybe it should not bother me as much as it does but it strikes me as a Pep Boys…

Other Guinness Records! Worth a watch if you like (or at least don’t dislike) John Oliver

Thanks, I had just forgotten about it. Now it will haunt my dreams

That Dodge was a piss poor copy of the Range Rover though.......

Great looking car that I would love to daily drive but way too much money.

It apparently also needs a roof.

The R2 Droid does not need to fit. How do you think the landspeeder gets moving? This is a very old design.

I once knew of someone up to the task..

I think Mercedes tried it......

Had a guy plop down next to me and immediately inform me he had just undergone brain surgery. He then proceeded to tear into some buffalo wings as he told me his life story. I had people come up me after the flight telling me how sorry they felt for me.

Having gone to Popeye’s for years and in locations throughout the Southeast, I always assumed the slow service was a feature! These chicken sandwich newcomers just are not used to that.

Am I supposed to be boycotting the Deadspin site in solidarity with all the crap going on over there? My muscle memory is still typing it in my browser but not sure if I need to re-train myself and consider it dead for now. Plus it has links to literary works of art like this that are hard to ignore.

“But Max,” you say, “the Citroën Jumper isn’t sold here and neither are the Peugeot Boxer of Fiat Ducato, so isn’t this all kind of moot?”

Please tell me this story has a happy ending.....