The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

So how long do you think before you take it to Moab?

The 6 cyclists’ attorneys have a good write-up about the accident and how they’re proceeding.

So you brought trash to a trash pick?

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

Counterpoint: it doesn’t

I think there was a second Navigator involved. One Navigator shouldn’t have made that much of an impact on a huge fire engine.

LOLOLOLOL. This is where we’ll separate the old from the young. Anyone 50 or older will have routinely driven cars which would be considered rolling deathtraps by today’s standards. Pre 50s hot rods, kit cars, old motorcycles, beater 60s muscle cars, VWs with no clutch, ancient commercial vehicles, relic military…

Gotta get back on the 3,500 horses

^

...and David Tracy has just five months to get them both ready for Moab!

Obligatory (NSFW LANGUAGE):

Bad digital tire gauge, obviously.

Those might be the real New York City cars, but these are the real New York City cars!

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

I am a strong believer in veracity checking.

One thing I noticed once I saw a few of these in person is that they are incredibly ugly. 

Elevator pitch - Nick Cage and Angelina Jolie are back, this time trying to get the embattled CEO of Nissan from a port in Marseilles to his home in Lebanon. Why didn’t he just fly? He DID, but engine trouble forced an early landing. Yes, I know they were flying from the east, but an American audience won’t notice the…

Yeah but couldn’t you specifically just force choke them until you got the price you want?

Lol.