Painting nails at a wedding ceremony definitely requires a next level of planning. Like, did Lilo pick out the polish, put it in her purse, ready to go in anticipation of sitting down at the ceremony? Did she bring something to use as a surface? Like a book? Or did she count on the program being sturdy enough? Sooooo…

I am so proud of my mom and her brown lawn. She is usually the last person to get on the environmental train- it took years to get her to recycle. Even now, sorting is pretty optional in her book. But she instantly let her lawn go brown and dead.

Part of my parents’ divorce settlement was that my dad was required to take out a sizable life insurance policy where my mom was to be the beneficiary. Needless to say, he didn’t. He died. AND MY MOM HAD AT NO POINT ASKED FOR THE PAPERWORK TO BE COMPLETED. It was infuriating to learn that she had not insisted he…

Yeah, I think that’s not her. Weird.

I can’t be the only person dying to see her makeup stash/organization, right?

Cheeky monkeys!!

I was about to star this post, then we got to the bit about Tool. And I held my hand. Tool love gets no stars from me!

“I’m sorry you were upset” is the biggest slap in the face bullshit non-apology out there. I would have lost my shit.

Dude’s grammar alone is reason to hate the Confederate flag.

NICK IS PETER MCNICOL!

Ian was too good for all of us. As he mentioned profusely at his exit.

I am very impressed by this push, I think he could actually change the policy by way of embarrassing the IRS.

So basically her argument is that men called dibs on being Rangers?

Where do we sign up?

My entire adult life I figured I’d get a C-section because I’ve been through enough physical trauma in my life, I don’t need the badge of childbirth too, thankuverymuch. But now I’ve got a pair of people on the way and they’re all lined up for head down exit, and my doc is super promoting vaginal birth. Which makes me…

I was the kid who only ever received the participation trophy. I knew the other kids were bringing home placing trophies and ribbons, but it made me feel like less of a loser to bring something home rather than nothing. And in the long run I stuck with my sport and became very good at it. But for 10 years or so I had…

Maybe the difference is rape, the verb, versus rape, the occurence. Like that stupid comedian who was threatening the audience member, or the male comedians who express their desire to rape. It makes it about the violence that they wish to commit against women. Whereas this comedian’s joke is more subtle and about how…

Maybe the difference is rape, the verb, versus rape, the occurence. Like that stupid comedian who was threatening the audience member, or the male comedians who express their desire to rape. It makes it about the violence that they wish to commit against women. Whereas this comedian’s joke is more subtle and about how…

The NFL is non profit, but the individual teams are all for profit and not tax exempt. The things I learn from my honey!

How about the seeming hip, bit? Was that pun intended? We might need another ETA :)