Nope, not excused unless they specifically say “no gifts”... That said, just give them a thoughtful letter if you feel taxed financially for being in the wedding. Very very traditionally, the bride is supposed to buy your gown for you but that happens infrequently.

I always count on destination weddings to be a token invite where they expect you to RSVP no.... Like weeding out everyone but the true die hards.

I’ve heard rumors of the wonderful MIL... But yet to witness it in action.

From a very basic logistic standpoint, how do your gift givers know you even received the gift if you don’t send them a thank you card?

Where are thank you cards for wedding gifts ever not a custom? I understand not sending a thank you note to your brother for picking up your coffee the other day but really, everyone expects thank yous for wedding gifts.

Same here. Especially because it could mean they never received it for some reason or another. If that’s the case, I want to fucking know about it so I can contact UPS or whatever.

Legit question: what do you do about the friend who didn’t give gift, and brings up this fact every single time you see them even though it is now 5 years after the wedding? I’m always like “Seriously, it is ok you did not give a gift but STFU about this whole gift thing!”

I am inordinately proud of myself for successfully switching from waxing to shaving. Oh the money I save! The hours I no longer spend with another lady asking me to spread my butt cheeks! I thought I couldn’t do it. Shaving had always resulted in itchy crotch, but the trick is to shave every day, power thru that…

In France “Analyze That” was titled “Mafia Blues” which struck me as being super amusing at the time.

I told my honey that when the big day comes to make certain my hair looks okay for that first pic. He refuses.

He leads with tongue!

Jarred “You’re old as fuck, but hey, at least you still look good, for your advanced age.”

Hold up, that last one the video says 400,000 pounds... So even more than 400K in our American monies. I want to see all these suckers in person.

Can somebody please tell me his child’s name??! I feel like this is very irresponsible of him, being a celebrity, to not reveal his son’s name.

As a fellow bracelet enthusiast, I got your back on this one. Recommend mom picks up a Charmit set for her spoiled brat child.

I don’t understand the Viagra correlation in your example, but I do oppose tax payers paying for Viagra RXs. Ditto penis pumps. Be it thru Medicare or whatnot. Is Viagra covered for prisonners??

Today’s take away: too many people are confusing a diss for shade. Wyclef Jean threw a very weak diss at 50 cent, not shade.

Maybe Katy Perry is innocent in all this... Exactly like the mailbox outside my apartment that is repeatedly tagged. Katy Perry = mail box is what I’m trying to say here.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, right??? *shivering with fright already*

General question: doesn’t being a hipster require a certain level of hipness? I can’t imagine anyone in Montauk has any levels hipness.