Meanwhile Jock Sturgess, who started his career as a class picture photographer and found his “muse” amongst the kids, is still actively taking nude photographs of preteens. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jock_Sturges

Hey, I end up all the time wearing sunglasses inside because they are RX and I don’t have my other glasses with me, for whatever reason. It sucks. You have the choice of being blind and walking into things or looking like an asshole. I opt for asshole.

Best line of the show

Is champaign a spelling of champagne? I know one other person who consistently spells it this way. Very interesting to read it randomly here.

Similar: I watched Threesome with my parents.

Haha, Lucas. So funny! WOW. Lucas reads like a super pedophile who was pushing his own agenda in the meeting. That is very disturbing.

Oh shit, I’m now guessing Ron Howard. :O

Well, Haim is dead so probably not. But I like your idea.

This itself is a masterpiece of the English language. With who. WITHWHO. And so the withwho woes, and buggling toes sassafras Ontarios. That’s Lewis Carroll, I believe.

I am dying to ask you to send me your autocorrect fails! I’m an artist doing a series of autocorrect fails embroidered onto vintage stitch kits and I always need authentic autocorrect fails. My mom’s texting just doesn’t keep up with the demand!

How do bugs convert to doll hairs? Because I would pay 100 doll hairs.

Parker Posey, for example 😢

ATM will forever read as “ass to mouth” to me except in the context of cash. Well, actually, even then sometimes.

The only time I like New York is the summers. It’s the winters that suck.

How did you know you needed to stop drinking?

Same here. I’m also baffled by this genre of nude child photography that is deemed “art” and not child abuse. There’s a very disturbing “art” photographer named Jock Sturges who takes nude photos of kids. I read a back story about how he and his wife had selected one girl as his muse and it reads like a sexual…

Interesting, my mommy firends, too, are friends from high school. One who I remained close with throughout the years, the other used to be more of a preiphery friend. But now we have weekly walks.

This is exactly what my colorist recommended. Mind you, I went in last time and was like “so exactly how much of my hair is gray, 60-70%?” And she said no, 100%. (Insert saddest emoji face ever)

Tisch? The music school is in School of Education...

Ver-say-hell-yay!