Last year I switched from waxing to shaving. I am ridiculously proud of myself over the amount of money I am saving. And, I always figured shaving was too itchy making but it turns out that's just an initial short term thing and witch hazel helps.

Is that Pucci? Nope, it's a style I like to call Poochie Coochie.

Shoot, if we're talking best classic love story, I vote Oedipus Rex.

To be fair, there is an ass-hanging-out-of-shorts epidemic going on. I blame Miley.

This creeps me out even more than Ashlee Frazier from Bachelors in Paradise saying she wants "hot" babies. Like that super sexy kind of baby.

For the Sexy Ice Bucket Challenge costume just remove your clothes. Hey ladiezzzz I'm looking at you!!

A friend trains horses and visiting the stables I learned that horses sometimes drop dong just to cool down in the afternoon breeze.

Is there yet a music rule similar to the fashion rule that decrees if you wore it (or listened to it) first time around you are not approved for the nostalgia rebirth? Because man, this song. I don't know. Ditto all things "retro" and "vintage" from Wet Seal.

My husband, in our wedding vows made a reference to the Rock because we were in front of a view of Alcatraz. I thought he was acknowledging my love for Dwayne Johnson. My bad.

Nobody need ever sample Sir Mix A lot.

And Upright Citizens Brigade! She was on an episdoe of Amy Schumer also cast as an individual named "Artemis"... because her name is Artemis.

Wow. Would you like some crazy with your side of crazy? And how would you like that prepared? Extra crazy?

Fair dues for what exactly? Wanting to comment on Deadspin and io9 in reasonable conversation without some bitchy ass idiots complaining about how unfair the world is because women want equal pay? Sorry, I don't see the connection.

As someone who was always grey, I like the new non grey feature. But I did notice lately, feminist bashing has seriously escalated on various Gawker platforms like io9 and Deadspin. I'm a woman who likes sports, and science, and Jezebel, why do those ignorant/angry commenters have to be so hateful and ruin it for the…

The best thing about NC-17 romance novels is how much the male protagonists LOVE/CRAVE cunnilingus. It gives me hope for the men of the world.

From one doctor to another, I concur that this is also correct.

This show is such a tease. If they're going to do work on a hooha (yes, technical term) they've got to show the viewer the hooha. I don't care that it's not safe for all audiences.

You are kind of proving my point. I've only ever heard the term "size queen" in regards to men.

They don't seem to have a length measurement. I am 5'8" and not partial to crop tops... But for $16.50 I might just roll these dice. Wish there were matching girls 2T for my niece, though.

So... Big girl's XL, you think that'll fit a size 6 grown woman? Just wondering. You know. For a friend.